Hi! Most of the cocks I have reviewed on my blog are realistic or semi-realistic: Fleshlight’s Jason’s Dick, First Mate, John Doe, and the Mustang. You can also check out the “realistic” sections of Babeland, Early2Bed, Good Vibes, and Smitten Kitten (clicking the names will send you directly to that section). If you find that the one you want is still too expensive, try going to shopping.google.com and entering the name of the dildo (e.g., “mustang dildo”) and check out the prices that come up - some places sell the dildos for considerably cheaper. I always think it’s best to support sex-positive, feminist, queer-friendly, trans-friendly stores like the ones I mentioned above, but I also understand that sometimes you just don’t have the money to do so.

The most realistic-looking and realistic-feeling (in terms of skin-like texture) dildos are the VixSkin line - they also happen to be the most expensive. Personally, I find that the shafts of their narrow cocks (Mustang, Goodfella) are a little to flexible for me, but the girth-y ones are more rigid. Good luck on your search!

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I had seen some images and reviews of the Double Agent floating around Tumblr, and decided that it was time for me to meet with it in person. The Double Agent stood toward the back of Babeland, among all of the other silicone realistic-looking cocks. I held it in my hands and began bending and squeezing it to assess its flexibility and build. Nearby, I saw the Mustang, a cock that I own, and held them both simultaneously for a side-by-side comparison. The Double Agent had more girth and length than the Mustang. Surprisingly, the Double Agent was also less resilient than the Mustang and could be bent in upward, downward, and lateral positions with more ease. The texture and detailing of the Double Agent was not as realistic as the Mustang or any of the other VixSkin cocks.

If you’re looking for a pack and play cock with more flexibility, girth and length than the Mustang or Goodfella, the Double Agent might be your answer. At $58, it is nearly half the cost of the aforementioned VixSkin cocks. As with the Mustang, the Double Agent will make you appear as though you have a huge boner under your pants and won’t feel terribly comfortable; however, with the increased flexibility of the Double Agent, perhaps it can be positioned to be less conspicuous.

Note: It seems as though the only color available currently is caramel. Other colors will be “coming soon”.

I’ve come across another manufacturer of realistic cocks. The company is called Sinthetics, which primarily sells customized sex dolls. The dolls can have “transsexual attachments”, including realistic flaccid, erect, uncut, and cut cocks. The cocks consist of layers of multiple grades of silicone for a realistic feel, including a malleable scrotum with gel testicles inside. Both the flaccid and erect cocks cost $250 and can be made with a base for use with a harness. I imagine that their cocks can be customized in terms of skin tone. Too bad these cocks are sold by a shady mainstream porn business.

Note: I do not endorse the objectification, fetishizing or language used by this company, nor do I intend to make any purchases from them.

Here’s how Fleshjack’s Jason’s Dick looks strapped on with the Aslan Pleasure Principle (left) harness and with the Spareparts Joque harness (right).

Usually when I’m searching for a realistic silicone cock to purchase, I peruse through the selections of Vixen Creations, Tantus, and Good Vibrations, as they are brands that are well-known and trusted by many people for their superior quality. One evening, I was feeling adventurous and decided to search “realistic silicone dildo” on Google Shopping and was thrilled to come across a new, unexpected manufacturer of realistic silicone cocks: Fleshjack by Fleshlight. I had known that Fleshlight produces the original Mr. Limpy soft packer and the popular Fleshlight masturbation toy that I always wind up sticking my fingers in when I’m in Babeland, but I had no idea that they had a division that produced super realistic silicone cocks!

When I entered the website, I clicked on the Fleshjack Boys link and found that there were 11 different realistic cocks to choose from. Each cock was a detailed, exact silicone replica of one of the Fleshjack Boys’ cocks. There were about 10 images of each cock - 5 with the model holding it and 5 of it alone from different angles. I meticulously browsed through the listed dimensions and images in order to find a cock that would work best for my partner and I. Most of the cocks were very large - which would not be comfortable for MC - so I selected one of the smaller ones, Jason’s Dick.

The cock arrived at my apartment in discrete packaging. I opened it up and marveled at the details of the cock; this was definitely the most realistic silicone cock I had ever beheld. When I handled it, it felt rigid enough for my liking, unlike some of the VixSkin cocks I’ve used. It was the first cock I ever had with balls at the base.

Since receiving this cock, I’ve used it for penetrative sex (while wearing my Spareparts Joque harness) and to receive oral sex. My experiences have been enjoyable so far. While the texture of the cock doesn’t feel as realistic as the VixSkin cocks, I find that other aspects make up for that. The two most important factors for me, aesthetics and rigidity/firmess, are both above satisfactory. I love that I can fuck really fast without it bending and falling out of my partner, and that when I look down, I see something that looks like it could be attached to my body. My partner has positive feedback about this cock, as well. While it is slightly larger than what she’s used to, she enjoys the smooth but noticeable texture that is created by the veins and crevices of the cock. She said that it’s not too slippery or too “grippy” and has a nice medium texture. Like myself, she is also a fan of the firmness that allows for fast, reliable penetration.

While I have mostly complimentary things to say about this cock, there are some things I would change if possible. For one, it would be great if the cock had a  flared base behind the balls, like the Goodfella, as this would make it more harness compatible. During penetrative sex, there were a few times I had to reach down into my harness and adjust the position of the cock and balls; I think a flared based would help keep the cock in a more stable position. I should also mention that the top of the base of the balls has the signature of Jason Visconti, the model, embossed on it, which doesn’t bother me but might bug other people. My next issue is with the coloring of the cock. I noticed that all of the Fleshjack Boys appeared to have light skin tones, which resulted in their cock replicas being mostly the same color. This is unfortunate for multiple reasons. Why not have more diversity among the Flesh Boys? Doing so would also allow for the creation of cocks that would be more suitable for people with darker skin tones who want a realistic silicone cock. My last comment is about the marketing of the FleshJack Boys’ cocks. It seems like they are solely geared toward gay cisgender men. It would be great if the company acknowledged that there are a variety of people outside of cisgender gay men who might find these cocks appealing, such as female-assigned-at-birth folks who like to wear a realistic cocks or people who like to penetrate their vaginas or anuses during masturbation with realistic cocks.

Overall, this is a superb realistic cock that makes an ideal prosthetic during sexual activities. It sells for $50.96, which is a very competitive price for a cock of its appearance, size, and material. I must also add that Fleshlight’s customer service is excellent. I hope that by writing this review that other people who love wearing realistic silicone cocks will have another option to chose from when searching for an ideal cock.

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I’ve now tried out all the functions of my pee-cock, think a review is in order.

I had thought that the pee-cock was a good cheap alternative to a prosthetic. I really liked the idea of being able to just put a rod in and have a hard-on. I hoped that it would be the last cock I would buy. Sadly that is not the case.

Oh and I had the medium size, thought that is worth mentioning.

Packing

It doesn’t create a very good bulge, the shaft kind of hangs down your leg and is quite uncomfortable. I was willing to deal with this if the other features were up to scratch. I much prefer my goodvibes packer. I know it needs to be hollow for peeing, but it also made it feel quite unrealistic.

Peeing

I got on fine with the peeing part, when I was sober. It was pretty easy to get the hang of. I don’t think it could handle the faster flow of piss that I had when I was drunk. I’m not really bothered about standing to pee in my every day life, but I did like the idea of being able to use a urinal at a bar. So it didn’t really work for what I wanted it for. I’m not that bothered to be honest anyways.

Playing

This is where the disappointment comes in. Firstly the average condom was far too big for my peecock. I only actually tried to have anal sex with it so I can’t comment on other kinds of sex. But it just wasn’t hard enough to go into my boyfriends ass without a fair bit of help, and it slipped out, a lot. It was pretty embarrassing, but I’m glad I tried it out with him first and not on a one night hook-up or something. He was very understanding of the issue. The erection rod also ended up sticking about half an inch out of the tip of my penis, which I was assured by the website that it wouldn’t happen.

It left me feeling sad, embarrassed and pissed off that I’m going to end up spending more money on fucking penises.

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I want to try and sell it, obviously for less money than I bought it for. I’ve hardly used it. But I feel bad doing so, considering how disappointed I am by it.

I hope that someday an innovative manufacturer will discover a method for producing silicone cocks that appear this realistic. The biggest hurdle seems to be that silicone can’t be painted the way that other materials can. From my understanding, the color of a silicone toy is based on the color of the liquid silicone that is poured into the mold (check out this video documenting a brief visit to the Vixen “dildo factory”).

This rainbow silicone dildo seems encouraging, though. Maybe through tedious layering, a color tinted slightly differently from the shaft can be poured into the mold first for the head of the cock to increase the aesthetic appeal.

Edit: Oo, here’s an impressive example of color variation in silicone dildos!

Edit #2: Not entirely relevant to this post, but I feel compelled to share that I came across a unicorn horn-shaped dildo.

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I know I come off as very confident about my cock on this blog, but truthfully, it a prominent source of insecurity for me. During sex, I devote so much of my focus to reinforcing the existence of my cock that I feel my experience of sexual gratification is compromised.

I’ve decided to part ways with my Share. As I mentioned in my product review, it just wasn’t really my cup of tea, per say. So, instead of having it sit in a drawer collecting dust, I’ve listed it on FTM Garage Sale for $45, shipping included. It’s only been used three times and has been sterilized via boiling water. If you happen to be interested in becoming its new owner, you can e-mail me at leotronical (at) gmail (dot) com.

EDIT: Sold! :)