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Double Agent: A Cursory Product Review

I had seen some images and reviews of the Double Agent floating around Tumblr, and decided that it was time for me to meet with it in person. The Double Agent stood toward the back of Babeland, among all of the other silicone realistic-looking cocks. I held it in my hands and began bending and squeezing it to assess its flexibility and build. Nearby, I saw the Mustang, a cock that I own, and held them both simultaneously for a side-by-side comparison. The Double Agent had more girth and length than the Mustang. Surprisingly, the Double Agent was also less resilient than the Mustang and could be bent in upward, downward, and lateral positions with more ease. The texture and detailing of the Double Agent was not as realistic as the Mustang or any of the other VixSkin cocks.

If you’re looking for a pack and play cock with more flexibility, girth and length than the Mustang or Goodfella, the Double Agent might be your answer. At $58, it is nearly half the cost of the aforementioned VixSkin cocks. As with the Mustang, the Double Agent will make you appear as though you have a huge boner under your pants and won’t feel terribly comfortable; however, with the increased flexibility of the Double Agent, perhaps it can be positioned to be less conspicuous.

Note: It seems as though the only color available currently is caramel. Other colors will be “coming soon”.

Here’s how Fleshjack’s Jason’s Dick looks strapped on with the Aslan Pleasure Principle (left) harness and with the Spareparts Joque harness (right).

Product Review: Fleshlight Jason’s Dick

Usually when I’m searching for a realistic silicone cock to purchase, I peruse through the selections of Vixen Creations, Tantus, and Good Vibrations, as they are brands that are well-known and trusted by many people for their superior quality. One evening, I was feeling adventurous and decided to search “realistic silicone dildo” on Google Shopping and was thrilled to come across a new, unexpected manufacturer of realistic silicone cocks: Fleshjack by Fleshlight. I had known that Fleshlight produces the original Mr. Limpy soft packer and the popular Fleshlight masturbation toy that I always wind up sticking my fingers in when I’m in Babeland, but I had no idea that they had a division that produced super realistic silicone cocks!

When I entered the website, I clicked on the Fleshjack Boys link and found that there were 11 different realistic cocks to choose from. Each cock was a detailed, exact silicone replica of one of the Fleshjack Boys’ cocks. There were about 10 images of each cock - 5 with the model holding it and 5 of it alone from different angles. I meticulously browsed through the listed dimensions and images in order to find a cock that would work best for my partner and I. Most of the cocks were very large - which would not be comfortable for MC - so I selected one of the smaller ones, Jason’s Dick.

The cock arrived at my apartment in discrete packaging. I opened it up and marveled at the details of the cock; this was definitely the most realistic silicone cock I had ever beheld. When I handled it, it felt rigid enough for my liking, unlike some of the VixSkin cocks I’ve used. It was the first cock I ever had with balls at the base.

Since receiving this cock, I’ve used it for penetrative sex (while wearing my Spareparts Joque harness) and to receive oral sex. My experiences have been enjoyable so far. While the texture of the cock doesn’t feel as realistic as the VixSkin cocks, I find that other aspects make up for that. The two most important factors for me, aesthetics and rigidity/firmess, are both above satisfactory. I love that I can fuck really fast without it bending and falling out of my partner, and that when I look down, I see something that looks like it could be attached to my body. My partner has positive feedback about this cock, as well. While it is slightly larger than what she’s used to, she enjoys the smooth but noticeable texture that is created by the veins and crevices of the cock. She said that it’s not too slippery or too “grippy” and has a nice medium texture. Like myself, she is also a fan of the firmness that allows for fast, reliable penetration.

While I have mostly complimentary things to say about this cock, there are some things I would change if possible. For one, it would be great if the cock had a  flared base behind the balls, like the Goodfella, as this would make it more harness compatible. During penetrative sex, there were a few times I had to reach down into my harness and adjust the position of the cock and balls; I think a flared based would help keep the cock in a more stable position. I should also mention that the top of the base of the balls has the signature of Jason Visconti, the model, embossed on it, which doesn’t bother me but might bug other people. My next issue is with the coloring of the cock. I noticed that all of the Fleshjack Boys appeared to have light skin tones, which resulted in their cock replicas being mostly the same color. This is unfortunate for multiple reasons. Why not have more diversity among the Flesh Boys? Doing so would also allow for the creation of cocks that would be more suitable for people with darker skin tones who want a realistic silicone cock. My last comment is about the marketing of the FleshJack Boys’ cocks. It seems like they are solely geared toward gay cisgender men. It would be great if the company acknowledged that there are a variety of people outside of cisgender gay men who might find these cocks appealing, such as female-assigned-at-birth folks who like to wear a realistic cocks or people who like to penetrate their vaginas or anuses during masturbation with realistic cocks.

Overall, this is a superb realistic cock that makes an ideal prosthetic during sexual activities. It sells for $50.96, which is a very competitive price for a cock of its appearance, size, and material. I must also add that Fleshlight’s customer service is excellent. I hope that by writing this review that other people who love wearing realistic silicone cocks will have another option to chose from when searching for an ideal cock.

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Product Review: Classix Strap-On

This was the first “strap-on” cock I ever used. The person I was with had bought it as a cheap all-in-one alternative to purchasing a harness and cock separately. The product is unique in that the cock is completely hollow on the inside, allowing people who have difficulty sustaining an erection to use this as an aid during sexual activities. The dual purpose aspect of it is neat and leads to some rather large proportions: 7 inches in length and I’m not even sure what the circumstance is, but something pretty girthy. The hollowness of the cock allowed for a small, narrow vibrator (e.g., a bullet) to be inserted inside of it for additional sensation.

The cock attaches to the body with stretchy narrow elastic straps that offer little ability for adjustment. Being a somewhat small-framed person, all of the straps were too loose on me, even at the tightest capacity, and I experienced a lot of lag and distance while giving penetration. Often I had to use my hand to attempt to secure the cock tightly to my body or to make sure the straps were not falling off my thighs. With time, the straps became even more loose with general wear and tear.

An additional flaw is that the cock is not made of silicone. In fact, I’m not even sure what it’s made out of. If I had to take a guess, I would say vinyl. We washed it with soap and water, which was kind of an awkward situation when you live in a dorm and share a bathroom with other students. After being washed, the cock had to be hung to allow the elastic straps to dry - once again, awkward if you share a room with another person.

With a retail price of about $25, I would recommend this cock as a cheap, short-term alternative if you’re a somewhat desperate situation. Otherwise, I would recommend purchasing a silicone cock with a more reputable harness.

Product Review: Hitachi Magic Wand

Revered as “the Cadillac of Vibrators”, this product certainly lives up to that title. The Hitachi Magic Wand has been a bedroom essential for MC and I since we first purchased it in 2008. The purpose of our acquisition was to assist MC in experiencing her first clitoral orgasm, as the other battery-operated vibrators we had tried just were not powerful enough. Well, the Hitachi was quite successful in that, and has served me well, too.

The Wand has two intensity settings “Low” and “High”, though I think more accurate descriptors for these levels would be “Vigorous” and “HOLY SHIT”. Fueled by a two-prong plug stuck in an outlet, the vibrations per second generated by the Magic Wand simply cannot be surpassed by any battery-operated vibrator. The large head of the wand also covers a larger surface area than most other vibrators, creating a sizable radius of vibration that is blunt, but certainly not dull.

I enjoy using the Wand for masturbation, sex, and while getting head. During sex, I hold the Wand near the base of my harnessed cock, which provides me with enough stimulation to get off while fucking. When I’m getting a blowjob, I also hold the Wand near the base of my silicone cock and allow it to move with the rhythm of the act. The Wand is so intense that I do not need to position it directly onto my cock during masturbation; it can be through a harness, underwear, or even thin pants.

Unfortunately, the head of the Wand is not made of a material that can be completely sterilized, such as silicone, so if you are sharing it among partners, you should place a condom over it. Another downside to the Wand is that it’s not very portable or discrete - it’s about a foot long and requires an outlet to operate.

There’s an attachment that has been made for the head of the Hitachi Magic Wand, but MC and I haven’t had any experience with it. Additionally, there is a Wand Controller that gives you more options for the intensity of the Wand.

Overall, I am a huge fan of the Hitachi Magic Wand. It’s a quality product that has served MC and I through three solid years of use.

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I’ve now tried out all the functions of my pee-cock, think a review is in order.

I had thought that the pee-cock was a good cheap alternative to a prosthetic. I really liked the idea of being able to just put a rod in and have a hard-on. I hoped that it would be the last cock I would buy. Sadly that is not the case.

Oh and I had the medium size, thought that is worth mentioning.

Packing

It doesn’t create a very good bulge, the shaft kind of hangs down your leg and is quite uncomfortable. I was willing to deal with this if the other features were up to scratch. I much prefer my goodvibes packer. I know it needs to be hollow for peeing, but it also made it feel quite unrealistic.

Peeing

I got on fine with the peeing part, when I was sober. It was pretty easy to get the hang of. I don’t think it could handle the faster flow of piss that I had when I was drunk. I’m not really bothered about standing to pee in my every day life, but I did like the idea of being able to use a urinal at a bar. So it didn’t really work for what I wanted it for. I’m not that bothered to be honest anyways.

Playing

This is where the disappointment comes in. Firstly the average condom was far too big for my peecock. I only actually tried to have anal sex with it so I can’t comment on other kinds of sex. But it just wasn’t hard enough to go into my boyfriends ass without a fair bit of help, and it slipped out, a lot. It was pretty embarrassing, but I’m glad I tried it out with him first and not on a one night hook-up or something. He was very understanding of the issue. The erection rod also ended up sticking about half an inch out of the tip of my penis, which I was assured by the website that it wouldn’t happen.

It left me feeling sad, embarrassed and pissed off that I’m going to end up spending more money on fucking penises.

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I want to try and sell it, obviously for less money than I bought it for. I’ve hardly used it. But I feel bad doing so, considering how disappointed I am by it.

DIY: Making a Harness and a Review of the Peecock

(My friend, Tristan, made his own harness to use with his Peecock)

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A friend told me he really loved the Spareparts Joque Harness which retails for $100 and I decided to try and see if I could make something similar. Because I was custom fitting it, I didn’t need to add in as many adjustments as the spareparts, but I still had some. I took some spandex and sewed it together into a rectangular box so that the two long sides overlapped slightly (like the flap on boxers) I also sewed the shorter top side together. I then sewed in a ring to the front so that a cock could be inserted. Finally, I tapered the bottom down so that it was about an inch wide, as opposed to about 4 inches on the top. I then sewed a piece of elastic on the top and used buckles to attach each end to either side of a second piece of elastic. I then added some velcro on to help secure the straps in place and add some more adjustability. Finally, I attached two smaller pieces of elastic to the 1 inch wide bottom of the elastic and had each come up towards the side of the harness to create a jock strap type harness. It was very cheap to make and while I haven’t tried using it for penetration yet, it feels like it will work well. 

I am using it with my 5.5” peecock. I am still getting the hang of using it to pee (occasional leakage) but it is much easier to use than the medicine spoon varieties. Additionally, it hangs nicely because there is no internal tubing. I like the feel of the cock, especially the weight of the balls and the fact that it doesn’t collect lint like other soft packies typically do. I have used it once for penetration, before I made my new harness. If I held the cock near the balls it worked pretty well. I think the new harness will allow me to use the peecock for penetration hands free.

Because the harness I made has a back-flap (like boxers) I can use it to wear for casual use as well. Actually, the design of the harness actually helps to cup the balls against me, making using it to pee easier. Additionally, I think it helps the flaccid cock hang more realistically.

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For tutorials on creating your own harnesses, check out Do-It-Yourself Stretchy Dil Harnesss and Recycled Harness (Hot Things to Do With Old Bike Tubes).

A very cursory review: The 5.5” Triple Features Pee-Cock

A friend of mine allowed me to view and handle (non-sexually) his Pee-Cock over the weekend. I’m generally not big on stand-to-pee devices, but I must say that this creation seemed far superior to anything else I’ve ever seen. Being made of 100% silicone, it’s very easy to clean and never feels sticky. It appears realistic, with three-dimensional balls, and has a semi-hollow back that minimizes junk-chafing. Additionally, there is no medicine spoon or hard plastic making contact with your skin. This Pee-Cock featured an erection rod, which was clear and appeared to be made of silicone; it inserted into the shaft very easily. The consistency of the erect Pee-Cock was somewhere between Mr. Right and the Goodfella. If this isn’t rigid enough for one’s liking, I imagine that it wouldn’t be too difficult to create your own cock-stiffening rod.

Product Review: Liquid Silk Lube

As you know, I prefer to use silicone cocks. The rule of thumb is that you should not use silicone-based lubes with silicone products, as this may cause the product to break down. However, I have two silicone cocks that can be used with silicone-based lube (Tantus’ John Doe and Sedeux Skyn) and would always use those with silicone-based lube (Wet Platinum) during sex because I loved the light, long-lasting, non-sticky feel of silicone lube. Recently, I purchased a new cock, the First Mate, and it’s now officially my favorite cock - however, I wasn’t sure whether it could withstand a silicone-based lube and didn’t want to take that risk. I needed to find a water-based lube for my cock that wouldn’t become tacky and thick during sex, like I had experienced with previously with Wet Original.

One of my friends recommended Liquid Silk as a great water-based lube that doesn’t get sticky. While I was in Babeland, I tested it out in my hands by pouring a drop between my my thumb, index, and ring finger and rolling it around it for about 30 seconds to feel if it became tacky. It didn’t - so I went ahead and bought a small sample packet to bring home.

During sex, Liquid Silk felt very comfortable for my partner and did not dry out, become sticky, or have to be reapplied. It did, however, have a slightly bitter taste, which some people might find unpleasant. The lube is a translucent whitish color and, quite frankly, kind of looks like semen. I’m not sure if this would be a turn-off for some people who prefer their lube to be clear and transparent.

Overall, I really enjoyed my experience with Liquid Silk and plan on purchasing a full-sized bottle.